Sometimes I’m not sure in wich direction I’m headed anymore. Sometimes I don’t even care.
immortalb0ness:
dad: So Cheyla do you have a boyfriend? Be honest.
My sister: No.
Dad: Then who was that guy in the car last night, when i came home?
My sister: My friend, he always comes.
Dad: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ALWAYS CUMS?!
OH MY GOD I CANT
haha this is totally the same story with me.